FootbLOL: Off-Season Fun With Anti-Meth Ads
Sometimes, something noble and worthy comes along and you just have to desecrate it. Such is the case with the award-winning Montana Meth Project, whose print ads and catchy "not even once" slogan have kept 11 of Montana's 14 teenagers off meth. Anyway, the offseason drags on, idle hands are the devil's playground, and college football is our anti-meth.
Special tips o' the hat to Orson Swindle and Lt. Winslow, whose gleeful evil tittering came up with (more than) a few of these.
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Oh, and, having spent a month in Baton Rouge, I was particularly fond of one of the runners-up.
its just a little dusty in here, thats all
Posted by: lieutenant winslow | 05 May 2008 at 10:11 AM
It's my allergies.
Posted by: Holly | 05 May 2008 at 10:31 AM
simply transcendent. sick and disturbing, but transcendent nonetheless.
Posted by: kleph | 05 May 2008 at 10:34 AM
Yes, Dude, Yes, No, Toilet, Dude, Dude, Yes, From Behind, No, Cell, Dude, Yes, No, Razor, Dudes.
Posted by: jeebsy | 05 May 2008 at 10:37 AM
FTW!
Posted by: Holly | 05 May 2008 at 10:39 AM
Scamp. Now I'm crying.
Posted by: Janie | 05 May 2008 at 10:42 AM
They're not "traditional beauties" but their chattery-jawed street person singular focus is quite attractive.
With a little dental work and some chapstick, that WFV chick could be a stunner.
Posted by: jeebsy | 05 May 2008 at 10:48 AM
kinda disturbed... kinda laughing.
Posted by: Three-N-Out | 05 May 2008 at 10:58 AM
Jeebsy, one word: SPONGES.
Posted by: Janie | 05 May 2008 at 11:13 AM
Re: the tOSU poster: when people talk about the cost of living being cheaper in the American heartland, they're not kidding.
Re: the USC poster. True, but whatever you can't sweat out, you can cure with ciprofloxacin, as I was just saying to the neon-blue heron standing next to me in my cubicle.
Posted by: DC Trojan | 05 May 2008 at 11:32 AM
the only one not spoofed was "My sister always looked up to me". Isn't that just screaming for Arkansas??? with the extra liner "at least, while she was blowing me" or something like that.
Posted by: Adam | 05 May 2008 at 12:33 PM
my buddy suggested "My sister always looked up to me... even after we had a kid together. Arkansas"
Posted by: Adam | 05 May 2008 at 12:34 PM
OSU for the win. Hand.. er.. face down.
Posted by: TheStarterWife | 05 May 2008 at 01:24 PM
Is it ironic while an undergrad I was offered meth at Ohio State? In this bar no less?
Posted by: WorstFan | 05 May 2008 at 01:27 PM
Damn, you people act like 10 dollar blowjobs from a toothless teenage meth addict are a bad thing.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo | 05 May 2008 at 02:43 PM
Wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Signal to Noise | 05 May 2008 at 03:47 PM
what font is being used for the caption?
Posted by: justin | 05 May 2008 at 05:29 PM
Desecrate? They were just funny before. Now, they are funny and poignant.
Posted by: chum1 | 05 May 2008 at 06:05 PM
"Kinda Rapey"
Wow. Borderline genius.
Posted by: Precious Roy | 05 May 2008 at 06:56 PM
Justin, I assume you refer to the big scraggly white letters? If I knew what that was, these would have been up weeks ago. I copied and pasted.
And thanks, everyone. I think.
Posted by: Janie | 05 May 2008 at 07:20 PM
Isnt 15 bucks a little high for Ohio state. Just wondering....
Posted by: Rob | 05 May 2008 at 07:27 PM
Yes. Those people have to BEG for sex.
Posted by: Janie | 05 May 2008 at 07:32 PM
wow. retarded. not funny.
F-
Posted by: PL | 05 May 2008 at 07:39 PM
:PL: You know what is funny? Saying "retard". Sooooo clever!
We're sorry you live in Columbus, ok?
Posted by: jeebsy | 05 May 2008 at 09:56 PM
re: "Leaving a Friend for Dead"
I know this is for college football and not basketball, but this easily should have been used to refer to Jamar Smith instead
Posted by: Black Rain | 05 May 2008 at 11:14 PM
OMG Marcus & Michael Vick is LULZ!
Posted by: Billy | 06 May 2008 at 09:43 PM
Could you drop Rich Rod's face onto the chick's on the OH-10 ad and have a WV dude pipe him? Could piss off Mich and WV at the same time. Meth will not only break yer wallet, it will break yer back..
Posted by: billybob | 06 May 2008 at 10:21 PM